Q: sooo whatās the best and worst part of your job?
Tease: bet the best part is when you sneak on your phone to talk to me⦠worst part is when your boss catches you, right?
Q: do you actually like what you do or is it just for the paycheck lol
Tease: lmao if you say paycheck, Iāll know you cry a little inside every Monday morningā¦
Q: how long you been grinding there? feels like forever or still kinda new?
Tease: wow, so youāre a veteran⦠should I salute you or just bring you coffee?
Q: does it pay you enough for all the stress? be honest
Tease: if not, maybe you should demand a raise⦠tell them your online girlfriend said so š
Q: whatās the craziest thing that ever happened at work?
Tease: if this story involves you being the hero, Iām already impressed⦠if not, Iām still judging you lol
Q: ok real talk⦠if you could quit tomorrow, what would you do instead?
Tease: donāt say nothing⦠unless youāre planning to become my full-time distraction š